soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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