I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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