Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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