Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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