Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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