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• (702): View more from Nevada

  chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate

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  i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube

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• (310): View more from California

  please tell me if i'm home and in my bed

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  negative

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  come find me please

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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• (562): View more from California

  My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners

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• (830): View more from Texas

  So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?

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  Jeans and a nice top.

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• (951): View more from California

  Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.

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