Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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