threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Panties = found
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