she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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