Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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