I want to stick my p in your. b.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just gargled with NyQuil
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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