The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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