Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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