omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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