he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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