that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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