I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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