But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Congratulations! We have a period
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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