"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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