He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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