what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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