We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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