i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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