After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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