How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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