I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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