dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize
