Im at strip club and am horny
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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