i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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