so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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