You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize