He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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