love makes seman taste better
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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