matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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