trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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