We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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