no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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