you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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