I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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