If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There r osticjed everywhere
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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