finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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