Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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