On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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