If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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