im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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