Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
