I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
my liver is dry heaving
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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