And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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