WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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