Dual....:-)
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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