I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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