You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
