why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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