When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize