She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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