ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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