Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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