Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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