You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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