omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
