So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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